Wednesday, 11 April 2012

Jdanddiet's Top 100 Movies: 90-81

90.The Host (2006)
As will become apparent as this list unfolds, I love a good monster movie, and Korean flick The Host is one helluva monster movie. Set in Seoul, it follows a disfunctional family as they seek to rescue a young girl from the clutches of the eponymous creature. Hugely enjoyable.
89.Die Hard With a Vengeance (1995)
I remember going to the cinema to see this one. I wasn't expecting much (I'd been mildly disappointed by Die Hard 2), but came out exhausted from the latest action-packed adventure in the life of New York cop John McClane. Samuel L Jackson (re-invigorated after Pulp Fiction) is a huge bonus and the movie boasts some brilliant lines to go with the unrelenting pace. Only an insipid and slightly odd ending lets the movie down.
88.Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1951)
In addition to monster movies, I'm also a huge fan of classic science fiction. Ever since I watched every movie of some BBC2 season as a 10 year old, many of these 50's and 60's films hold a special place in my heart. Body Snatchers is one of my favourites, and touts one of those famous old staples, on this occasion, the fear of communism.

87.Shrek
With its cunning take on fairy tale stories to go with a daft line in humour, the original Shrek remains the best film of this enduring franchise by some distance.

86.Where Eagles Dare
I read a lot of Alastair McClean when I was a kid. They were boys own adventure stories, but with a dash of grittiness that - at least to a 14 year old - made them seem so very real. This was my favourite, and the film had Clint Eastwood in it. What more could you want?


85.Deep Rising
Another monster movie, and such an ashamed b-movie that you've gotta award it points just for its bare-faced cheek. Starring Treat "bloody tax bill" Williams and ex-Bond girl Famke Jannsen,
Deep Rising is set on a luxury cruise liner invaded by a many-tentacled creature that sucks out its victim's bodily fluids (oo-er). Boasting ludicrous dialogue, terrible acting and dubious special effects, Deep Rising is a guilty pleasure from start to finish. And you may never sit on a toilet again.
84.Assault on Precinct 13
No, don't panic, not the terrible remake but the 1976 original. Tight, taut and lean, John Carpenter's light Rio Bravo remake is a lesson in less is more. Great soundtrack, too.

83.Duel (1971)
Steven Spielberg's first full movie, and another example of how a simple concept can make a fantastic movie if well implemented. I loved the ending as a kid; they'd never risk that sort of ending these days.

82.The Relic (1997)
Did I say I liked monster movies? Well here's another - this time set in a museum and starring a typically gruff and grumpy Tom Sizemore as the cop investigating some gruesome murders. Once more the special fx leave a lot to be desired, but for sheer creepiness and fun, The Relic is a winner.

81.The Taking of Pelham 1,2,3 (1974)
Again, not the awful remake, but the original starring Robert Shaw and Walther Matthau. A fantastic heist movie with a brilliant turn from the haggard Matthau.
For those of you not smarting in disgust that I put Star Wars at a lowly 99, more next week!

Wednesday, 4 April 2012

Jdanddiet's Top 100 Movies: 100-91

So here it is, my favourite 100 movies which will span 10 blog posts over the next few weeks. My tastes are fairly modern and mainstream: don't expect many Lithuanian kitchen sink dramas from the 60's or too many romcoms...

100.The Keep (1981)
There's no doubting The Keep is a deeply flawed movie; for starters, many of the characters are vapid and the conclusion is a bit of a mess. However, Michael Mann's directorial flourishes and an unusual visual style, coupled with the marmite soundtrack and evocative location make it a movie I still return to whenever I don't want cheering up.

JDTRIVIA: I once sold the bootleg soundtrack of The Keep on Ebay for over £80!
THE KEEP ON IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085780/
THE KEEP THEATRICAL TRAILER

99.Star Wars (1977)
Controversy already as George Lucas' legendary classic comes in at merely 99! Yes, as much as I love the first Star Wars, it is a simplistic film at heart which is nevertheless redeemed by a pace of storytelling that seemed quite breathless back then.

JDTRIVIA: I first saw Star Wars when it debuted on ITV back in the early 80's when movies on terrestial TV was a BIG THING.
STAR WARS ON IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0076759/
STAR WARS THEATRICAL TRAILER

98.One False Move (1991)
Poor old Bill Paxton , give him a starring role and it's in a criminally overlooked film such as this. A noir-ish small town thriller, Paxton plays a local Sheriff called into action when a violent gang of criminals travel to his town. There's a few twists before the movie's violent denouement.

JDTRIVIA: in the wake of backlash against violence in movies in the UK, the poster for this film (which depicted a policeman being shot) was altered despite the film being passed uncut by the BBFC.
ONE FALSE MOVE ON IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102592/

97.Twelve Monkeys (1995)
Twelve Monkeys is that type of movie that improves every time you see it. With hidden layers and depths, Terry Gilliam's time-travelling, bio-terrorism sci-fi flick has it all, including a neat (if somewhat dark) ending.

JDTRIVIA: Only after a second viewing did I finally realise the significance of the final scene.
TWELVE MONKEYS ON IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114746/
TWELVE MONKEYS THEATRICAL TRAILER

96.Dreamgirls (2006)
I'm not a huge musical fan but this recent movie starring Jamie Foxx, Beyonce and Jennifer Hudson (who is brilliant) really appealed to me, despite the prescence of Eddie Murphy - who is also actually quite good!

DREAMGIRLS ON IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0443489/
DREAMGIRLS THEATRICAL TRAILER

95.Diamonds Are Forever (1971)
Not one of Bond's better-received outings, I grant you, with Sean Connery persuaded back into the role after George Lazenby dropped the ball in On Her Majesty's Secret Service. It's the outlandish characters that make it for me, from Jimmy Dean's reclusive millionaire ("Baha? I haven't got anything in Baha!") to the voluptuous Jill St. John, and of course those lovely two hitmen, Mr Kidd and Mr Wint.

JDTRIVIA: I had this taped off ITV for years and always thought the ending was a bit abrupt. When I bought it on DVD years later I finally realised ITV had cut a large portion of the final scene involving the flaming skewers.
DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER ON IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0066995/
DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER THEATRICAL TRAILER

94.Fargo (1996)
It may not be a true story as the Coen Brothers claimed, but Fargo is still a first rate thriller with an exceptionally weedy and pathetic performance from William H Macy.

JDTRIVIA: The only Coen Brothers film I like. Or actually understand.
FARGO ON IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116282/
FARGO THEATRICAL TRAILER

93.10 Rillington Place (1971)
A genuinely chilling film about Santa Claus' early life as a serial killer. Only joking kids!

JDTRIVIA: I blogged about this film when I first saw it http://jdanddiet.blogspot.co.uk/2009/08/one-of-most-chilling-movies-ever-made.html
10 RILLINGTON PLACE ON IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0066730/
10 RILLINGTON PLACE CLIP:

92.Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (1998)
It's easy to be scornful of Guy Ritchie these days, but back in 1998, Lock Stock was a breath of fresh air with its cheeky cockernee charm and violence against traffic wardens.

JDTRIVIA: this is the only Guy Ritchie movie I have seen.
LOCK STOCK AND TWO SMOKING BARRELS ON IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120735/
LOCK STOCK AND TWO SMOKING BARRELS THEATRICAL TRAILER

91.Lord of War (2005)
Nicholas Cage's output has been awful of late; this is just about the last decent movie he did. Playing a rich arms dealer, Cage chucks in a decent performance, struggling with the moral dichotomy he suffers from his occupation.

LORD OF WAR ON IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0399295/